Blog Voyeurism

If blog-hopping were as calorie-burning as running around the racetrack, I’d probably be ten pounds lighter with a body that would make Scarlet Johansson green with envy.  Blog-hopping is an activity which I have come to enjoy, as I am taken to … [Continue reading]

Will You un-Marry Me?

I can hardly believe it when I heard the news: my marriage is finally annulled!  I think my joy shot straight up to the heavens.  I was ecstatic and happy beyond words. In this part of the globe, divorce is as inexistent as flabs are on Jennifer … [Continue reading]

Free Yourself From Mortgage Woes

Home is where the heart is, they say. But what do you do when your heart keeps pumping wildly out of fear that you may one day lose your beloved home? That fear may not be unfounded at all if you sooner or later end up falling short when it comes to … [Continue reading]

Ditch the TV, Bond with Your Child

King Midas was known to have the power to turn everything that he touched into gold.  In today’s financially-challenging times, anyone would fight tooth and nail just to have a power like that.  But we parents do know that more than wads of money … [Continue reading]

Roses Speak Louder Than Words

I have to get the carpenters to work on it, quickly.  I think I may have made a hole which shot straight off the roof when I leapt for joy a couple of hours ago.  Can’t you tell? I am simply joyous beyond words.  Happy doesn’t nearly describe how I … [Continue reading]

Invisalign Wishes and Caviar Dreams

Love, they say, is lovelier the second time around.  I’m not quite so sure about love, but what I do know is that getting braces is sweeter the second time around.  I have had the (un)fortunate fate of needing to wear braces twice in this lifetime, … [Continue reading]

Postlessly Devoted to Her

I can hardly believe that I let Thanksgiving pass without posting on this blog.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I don’t have anything to be thankful for.  I do, I do! – I just said that in my best Tweety impression.  For one, I’m extremely … [Continue reading]

The Hunt for the Dark Circle Buster

Apologies if you are not an 80’s music fan, but an old ditty inevitably comes to mind right now… “If there’s something weird, in your neighborhood… who you gonna call… Ghostbusters!” No, my house hasn’t been invaded by beings of the poltergeist kind. … [Continue reading]

Cycles: Mom’s Best Friend

Show me a mom who wants her baby to get rashes all over his tender baby skin, and I’ll give you a million dollars.  In this part of the universe, it’s highly unlikely that you’ll find a mother who finds Quotes for Mother’s Day really inspiring, and … [Continue reading]

How Not To Miss Someone

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. What they don’t tell you is that it can also make you insane. Being away from the one you hold most dear sometimes finds you staring blankly at the ceiling with a profuse amount of drool slowly making its … [Continue reading]