Traveling With Kids: Things to Remember

Life is a highway, and I want to ride it all night long- sure, as long as I don’t have a bunch of attention-deprived kids screaming in the backseat as I drive!  It’s a breath of fresh air to finally have gotten them to agree to step out of the house, … [Continue reading]

My Battery-Operated Friend

If I lived back in the day when people lived in caves and hairy-chested men walked around with clubs, I probably would be a nervous wreck- not because the mere sight of their leaf-covered genitals would send shivers down my spine, but because the … [Continue reading]

Why Worrying is Worthless

I am definitely no historian but I can say with conviction that never in the history of humankind has anyone ever benefited from worry. Sure you know what worry is. It’s that emotion Lindsay Lohan didn’t feel a bit of when she posed for the January … [Continue reading]

Blog Voyeurism

If blog-hopping were as calorie-burning as running around the racetrack, I’d probably be ten pounds lighter with a body that would make Scarlet Johansson green with envy.  Blog-hopping is an activity which I have come to enjoy, as I am taken to … [Continue reading]

Will You un-Marry Me?

I can hardly believe it when I heard the news: my marriage is finally annulled!  I think my joy shot straight up to the heavens.  I was ecstatic and happy beyond words. In this part of the globe, divorce is as inexistent as flabs are on Jennifer … [Continue reading]

Free Yourself From Mortgage Woes

Home is where the heart is, they say. But what do you do when your heart keeps pumping wildly out of fear that you may one day lose your beloved home? That fear may not be unfounded at all if you sooner or later end up falling short when it comes to … [Continue reading]

Ditch the TV, Bond with Your Child

King Midas was known to have the power to turn everything that he touched into gold.  In today’s financially-challenging times, anyone would fight tooth and nail just to have a power like that.  But we parents do know that more than wads of money … [Continue reading]

Roses Speak Louder Than Words

I have to get the carpenters to work on it, quickly.  I think I may have made a hole which shot straight off the roof when I leapt for joy a couple of hours ago.  Can’t you tell? I am simply joyous beyond words.  Happy doesn’t nearly describe how I … [Continue reading]

Invisalign Wishes and Caviar Dreams

Love, they say, is lovelier the second time around.  I’m not quite so sure about love, but what I do know is that getting braces is sweeter the second time around.  I have had the (un)fortunate fate of needing to wear braces twice in this lifetime, … [Continue reading]

Postlessly Devoted to Her

I can hardly believe that I let Thanksgiving pass without posting on this blog.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I don’t have anything to be thankful for.  I do, I do! – I just said that in my best Tweety impression.  For one, I’m extremely … [Continue reading]